Musings of the different jobs I have had in my life

Damn, this list is not bad for someone 36 (or maybe it is) Usually I held multiple jobs simultaneously and I started working at 14:

Race track garbage clean up
Race track time ticket operator
race track food service

Amusement park ride operator

Hay bailer/farm hand

Kentucky fried chicken cook

Hoagie cook at Larosas

Shoes salesman at Kinney Shoes

Shoe stock boy at Kinney Shoes

Pizza cook at Angilos
Delivery driver at Angilos


Deli counter boy IGA

3rd shift clerk at Circle K convenience stores

3rd shift clerk at a mom and pop convenience stores

1st shift clerk at "Cecil's" convenience store

Drug store clerk at SuperX/RiteAid/CVS

Computer lab operator at Miami University

Computer mover for American Computer Resources

Computer programmer at Sarcom

Professional mover with North American VanLines

Owner of Kinetic thoughts custom programming

Owner of online high end audio webstore Imperii Audio

IBM Software engineer

Things to really hate?

In perusing Facebook, I came across this video. I have to say I agree with the narrator. Check it out

Quote from Questionable Content

I love the web comic Questionable Content

That said, this struck me as a darn funny quote from today's comic:

"Dude, most people would be perfectly happy with what you've got going on right now. You're like the guy who shits gold bricks complaining he doesn't also piss diamonds."

Birthday fun - Night out in Downtown Fort Myers

The day was great. My bride and I, along with a good friend went to the Veranda, then to H2 and The Spirit of Bacchus for some after dinner dessert and drinks.

Though out of my normal price range, I recommend going to the Veranda for special occasions. I had an impressive veal chop, stuffed with Buffalo mozzarella. The wait staff was excellent. The setting was beautiful. I will say, the medium age is a little older than I am used too. But no worries, the piano guy kept everyone entertained.

H2, as always, was a fun time. Dana was our server and she was great! Call her "the wine lady". :) Harold even made me up Birthday wishes for my raspberry chocolate cake (I forget what it is called on the menu actually). Try the Flying Dog Ale or the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale on draft!

The Spirit of Bacchus is a great place. Charlie the bartender is always cordial and the atmosphere is pleasant. However, I was so full and relaxed from the dinner, wine, beer, and heat being on (it does get cool in SWFL ) I almost fell asleep on their comfy couches. I ended up with "couch hair" and decided it was time to call it a night.

We did attempt to walk off some of the dinner, and headed up to the Bar Association. However, they were closed at 11:30 on a Saturday. I am unsure if they just decided to shutter early, but there was a county notice to "stop work" on part of their building. I hope this bar doesn't leave, as it is a fun, casual place to hang out. So City of Fort Myers, get the last of the street-scaping finished!

All and all, it was great, low key birthday!

~Jeffrey

Oh my

I was sent this from somebody that got it from somebody (which means someone was perusing the "casual encounters" of Craigslist.com) Now, I know everyone has their own brand of kink, but Harry Potter? Come on. Anyway, I have been told it was pulled so I am publishing a cached copy here for all to enjoy. Pretty disturbing.

~Jeffrey

Don't Let the Muggles Know! - w4mm - 30 (East Village)

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Reply to: pers-941491075@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-12-02, 12:27AM EST

I am a lonely, beautiful woman living alone with my cat, Mrs. Norris. I work as a janitor. You will refer to me as Filch.

I need at least 5 men. You will arrive at my apartment. There will be a picture of a fat lady on the door, and you will tell her the pre-arranged password. You will be dressed based on your character. The characters I need are listed below.

Harry Potter: You must be barely legal, and arrive with your firebolt ready for the best game of quidditch you'll ever play.

Ron Weasley: You absolutely must have red hair and freckles. You must show up with firewhiskey.

Draco Malfoy: Blonde. Be able to cry on demand.

Remus Lupin: You will alternate between wolf and man. Howl, baby, howl!

Albus Dumbledore: You must be a proud gay man ready to penetrate every other man present You must have a beard and wear a wizard's hat and half-moon spectacles.

As you arrive, I shall chain you to the walls of my apartment, which I will have converted into a dungeon. Mrs. Norris shall excite you all into the most aroused state you've ever experienced (I've trained her well, so don't worry--if she fails to tickle your pickle, though, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve--engorgio, anyone?).

After I punish you all for being out after curfew, and take a few house points, Harry will escape, grab me around the waist, and begin sodomizing me. With each stroke, he will yell out one of the wrongs I have committed against him (example: "and THIS is for helping Umbridge"). After we've both come harder than Hagrid in heat, Ron and Draco will escape.

Ron will beat Draco with a broomstick I'll provide. Then, he will penetrate the Slytherin with the Cleansweep, who will, at this point, be crying about how his dad's in Azkaban.

Lupin will escape as he "transforms" into a wolf. He forgot his wolfsbane potion tonight! He will have his way with whatever his wolfy instincts demand!

I will then pleasure Ron. With my dirty squib mouth.

Finally, Dumbledore will escape and exact his right as Headmaster of Hogwarts.

Then, firewhiskey all around!

Who knows what else the night will bring...
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Please send pictures, preferably in costume. I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, and I've been haunted by this fantasy since PoA came out (the book, of course). Please please please help me to realize it!

Also, if you know any submissive small men, we might add a Dobby to the fun.

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