"If a woman wears a thong and farts, does it whistle like a blowing on a blade of grass between your thumbs?"
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Bill Engvall paraphrase
Friday, September 5, 2008
Jerk off Motorcyclists
I don't know what it is with bikers lately, but they have been buttholes.
Um guys, I have a large truck, I will squish your ass if you get in my way again and cut me off.
So to the hairy armed butt munch that thought I was "passing him", I wouldn't worry about the "V-8 being that bad", I would worry about the driver of the 2 ton trunk that was in a fragile emotional state, who wouldn't give a damn to make you into road pizza. You better thank God for witnesses and my mother-in-law's common sense.
Also, to the old fart on the trike, you are the "f*ing a$$hole". You were 4 cars back and then went around everyone on the curve to the bridge to "get ahead" in line. Even if you had your turn signal on, I don't have to let you over.
So bikers, you want us in cars to watch for you? Try not being butt wads.
I have to comment, this was not meant to apply to all bikers. It is just 2 bad apples in a row, led me down the path of thinking the whole bunch was rotten. I know that is not true.
~Jeff
Um guys, I have a large truck, I will squish your ass if you get in my way again and cut me off.
So to the hairy armed butt munch that thought I was "passing him", I wouldn't worry about the "V-8 being that bad", I would worry about the driver of the 2 ton trunk that was in a fragile emotional state, who wouldn't give a damn to make you into road pizza. You better thank God for witnesses and my mother-in-law's common sense.
Also, to the old fart on the trike, you are the "f*ing a$$hole". You were 4 cars back and then went around everyone on the curve to the bridge to "get ahead" in line. Even if you had your turn signal on, I don't have to let you over.
So bikers, you want us in cars to watch for you? Try not being butt wads.
I have to comment, this was not meant to apply to all bikers. It is just 2 bad apples in a row, led me down the path of thinking the whole bunch was rotten. I know that is not true.
~Jeff
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Sad days for Jeffrey
I almost didn't post this, but as some of you knew, we were expecting a new addition to the family.
That did come to pass, but not in a fashion I thought it would.
Mason Diego Abbott was born an angel on 8/15.
We love you son and miss you.
~Jeff
Google's Chrome
Initial runs with Google's Chrome browser have met with success.
In fact, I am posting this blog with the browser.
So far, everything works that you get with the basic Firefox (although DOJO browsers don't work).
I have not had a chance to peruse plug-ins, but I plan on it.
More on this to come.
Jeff
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Interesting people
I met a guy tonight named Silver Paradox Angel from Garden of Eden, NY!
Also, I hope it rains to fill my rain barrels! I installed them a week ago and it has not rained!
Also, I hope it rains to fill my rain barrels! I installed them a week ago and it has not rained!
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