Description of the holidays

Just to let you all know I am still posting, but I have been buried with my RL (real life) job's deadlines. My good friend sent me this description of the upcoming holiday season I thought was great and had to share. Edited somewhat:

"The holidays are coming like a bunch of marauding, bloodthirsty, frightfully large butch lesbians coming through the city gates. 'F*ck me,' said Santa Claus."

Got to love it! Thanks Bob!
Well more posts to come, since the work will be slowing down slightly after this weekend.